Crazy People

There are some crazy drivers out on the road these days. For instance, today I was on my way to Caribou Coffee to meet some friends and I was pulling out onto the road right in front of the coffee shop and apparently I pulled out in front of a dude. Now, I didn’t see him coming, though I saw the other cars on the road, so that was a good indication to me he was haulin it, and my friends said he changed lanes on me. Nevertheless, he felt the need to ride my bumper til I pulled in and then proceeded to follow me into the parking lot.  He then pulls beside me and starts yelling at me, while I was in my car. So, I just kind of give him a “shutup and move on” look and then get out of the car to go get some coffee. But, this guy was lookin for a fight. As I got out he kept yelling, but it was a little more mild and calm yell. Haha if that even makes sense. He never got out of his car though, but thought he would be big and tough and holler at me from inside his cool BMW. I think he realized that I was twice as big as he was and could take him down without too much effort. However, despite my towering physique over the dude, he still kept on. So, I tried to think of the the coolest thing I could say, and all I came up with was, “Hey man, nothing happened, so you need to quit crying about it.” In hindsight, there are a million different things I would like to have been able to think of on the spot, that were much more witty and I guess degrading. But I think it was a good thing I wasnt able to think of anything b/c it really wasnt that big of a deal at all. So, anyways, he rolls up his window in defeat after my heart piercing line, and proceeds to start backing up over me. He didnt go very far though, and decided to let me pass behind him (lucky for him). haha. Anyways, moral is, there are crazy ppl out there so always bring a really big person wth you everywhere.